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| "Pig" out on these little nuggets |
The Weekly Nugget is a piece of weekly advice that I have gathered from those around me. Mostly from my mother and father's bountiful wealth of knowledge. Here is the archives of those weekly nuggets just in case you EVER need to find the perfect quote to say to a friend in that awkward situation.
Advice For:
Break-Ups
--"Look, you gotta dig through a lot of shit to find the nugget"
--"Just there for a good time, not a long time"
Life
--"Shit only happens if you make it happen"
--"You must be swift as a coursing river. Be a man"
Looking Awesome
--"Most women don't check their butts before they go out. Don't be one of them. You'll never know if you look stupid from behind"
--"Did you brush your hair today? Cause when I don't brush my hair I put it in pigtails. You should put your hair in pigtails"
Men
--"Shit only happens if you make it happen"
--"You must be swift as a coursing river. Be a man"
Looking Awesome
--"Most women don't check their butts before they go out. Don't be one of them. You'll never know if you look stupid from behind"
--"Did you brush your hair today? Cause when I don't brush my hair I put it in pigtails. You should put your hair in pigtails"
Men
--"He is a little bitch!"
Sex
--"Two Sex Camels don't make a right"
-- "You gotta keep up an air of...what's that called when you don't hate yourself?" "Self respect?" "Yeah, you gotta keep up an air of self respect"
